Life and Style
Ryan Hale and Will Kahn
Issue date: 9/21/05 Section: Distractions
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Hey losers! What's up? Not much here, we're still waiting for our new Tulane friends to holla back and contact us. We find you more fascinating than Mary Kate and Ashley combined and that's a huge compliment. Let's do lunch. Otherwise we have a heaping pile of hot and spicy trash that you'll eat up like a nomad who hasn't seen a buffalo bite in 18 days.
Gossip Mill: Hear ye, hear ye: Stephen from MTV's "Laguna Beach" walks amongst us. Well almost. If you have seen Stephen from "Laguna" at a pole house and thought you had had too much grain, do not worry--you weren't hallucinating. We have a Laguna-look-a-like on our hands ladies and gentlemen. Blake Foster from Glen Ridge, New Jersey, bares an UNCANNY resemblance to our favorite board-short wearin', LC mackin', Kristin datin' hottie from the Laguna bubble. Check out the resemblance yourself, it's awe-inspiringly, jaw-droppingly, catch-the-drool-in-a-cup-kinda-good. Bottom Line: Move over Matt Damon/ Ryan Coppersmith, this is the best celebrity look-a-like in years. We're still reeling.
Laguna: Speaking of Laguna;
1. L.C., though charming and our favorite match for Stephen, lacks life motivation. Step out of your slammin' house for more than an ice cream run and get your life together (We still heart L.C.).
2. Kristin is a surprisingly good friend. We thought she was a cold hearted, back-stabbing, ice queen/ vixen, however, in dealing with Jessica and her horrible relationship choices, she has been a bright light of rainbow-sprinkled friendliness. You go Kristin! (We still hate you.)
3. We also hate Jessica.
Bottom Line: Laguna is life, can't wait for Cabo!!
Tantalizing Man Treats: Thank you for the onslaught of pectoral-baring man photos; however, this week's treat comes from the friendly brothers of the Rho Chapter of Pi Kappa Phi. Walker Nickles, Jonathan Sturtz, and Brett Strohsacker look more like Lance, JC, and Justin to us (in a hot way). Fact: Jonathan, pictured in the center, will take off his clothes at the drop of a hat.
Bottom Line: Don't cha wish your boyfriend was hot like these? Undoubtedly yes.
Fashion File: Cut off the cut offs. Ryan has recently spotted a few attempts at Daisy Duke inspired butt-covers. Unacceptable. It's true that Jessica Simpson wore them, but if you did everything Jessica does you'd have a plus sized jean company, edible body lotion brand, and a marriage failing by the millisecond. Bottom Line: Just Say No To Camel Toe.
Gossip Mill: Hear ye, hear ye: Stephen from MTV's "Laguna Beach" walks amongst us. Well almost. If you have seen Stephen from "Laguna" at a pole house and thought you had had too much grain, do not worry--you weren't hallucinating. We have a Laguna-look-a-like on our hands ladies and gentlemen. Blake Foster from Glen Ridge, New Jersey, bares an UNCANNY resemblance to our favorite board-short wearin', LC mackin', Kristin datin' hottie from the Laguna bubble. Check out the resemblance yourself, it's awe-inspiringly, jaw-droppingly, catch-the-drool-in-a-cup-kinda-good. Bottom Line: Move over Matt Damon/ Ryan Coppersmith, this is the best celebrity look-a-like in years. We're still reeling.
Laguna: Speaking of Laguna;
1. L.C., though charming and our favorite match for Stephen, lacks life motivation. Step out of your slammin' house for more than an ice cream run and get your life together (We still heart L.C.).
2. Kristin is a surprisingly good friend. We thought she was a cold hearted, back-stabbing, ice queen/ vixen, however, in dealing with Jessica and her horrible relationship choices, she has been a bright light of rainbow-sprinkled friendliness. You go Kristin! (We still hate you.)
3. We also hate Jessica.
Bottom Line: Laguna is life, can't wait for Cabo!!
Tantalizing Man Treats: Thank you for the onslaught of pectoral-baring man photos; however, this week's treat comes from the friendly brothers of the Rho Chapter of Pi Kappa Phi. Walker Nickles, Jonathan Sturtz, and Brett Strohsacker look more like Lance, JC, and Justin to us (in a hot way). Fact: Jonathan, pictured in the center, will take off his clothes at the drop of a hat.
Bottom Line: Don't cha wish your boyfriend was hot like these? Undoubtedly yes.
Fashion File: Cut off the cut offs. Ryan has recently spotted a few attempts at Daisy Duke inspired butt-covers. Unacceptable. It's true that Jessica Simpson wore them, but if you did everything Jessica does you'd have a plus sized jean company, edible body lotion brand, and a marriage failing by the millisecond. Bottom Line: Just Say No To Camel Toe.