Battle of the sexes
Issue date: 3/16/05 Section: Distractions
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GENTLEMEN:
1) Boxers or briefs (Thongs or granny panties)?
-"Boxers, gotta have room to breath."
-"None of the above."
-"I like those edible panties made out of fruit roll-ups...So I guess I'll say Granny panties so there'll be enough for a meal."
-"Why is women's underwear so much more comfortable?"
-"For me to know, and for the entire female population of this school to find out."
2) What Hollywood celebrity would make the best EC president?
-"Sheryl Crow. She's totally hot and probably has other qualities."
-"Christopher Walken, 'If you cannot handle this Honor Code, GET OUT NOW!' would be creepy as hell."
-"Wheeler Sparks. Do future Hollywood celebrities count?"
-"Gary Coleman...listening to a three foot tall black 8-year-old giving the 'get out' speech has always been a fantasy of mine."
-"George C. Scott (from Patton)."
3) Best thing ever?
-"Cool, Tough, Big Penis Gang on the facebook."
-"Attractive females who don't realize they are attractive and therefore don't suck."
-"Tsoukalis naked covered in flour."
-"'One of those nice long [sessions], when you know nobody's around.' -Chris Rock."
-"Brass Monkeys."
4) Weirdest townie moment?
-"I''d have to say that when I chased a robber out of my apartment (the flat) down Nelson street in my boxers and tackled him in the street. Check out Trident Vol. 11 issue #6 for the whole story if you wish."
-"When Napoleon the thief townie tried to steal our Nintendo 64 out of Munster at 3 p.m. We saw him and called the police who promptly went up to his apartment and asked him where our Nintendo was. He said he was playing it, then he got arrested."
5) NCAA Final Four predictions?
-"University of Trenton, Virginia Scool for the Deaf and Blind, CCC (Covington Community College), Daryll Strawberry School of Home Economics."
- "Michael Vick takes it all."
1) Boxers or briefs (Thongs or granny panties)?
-"Boxers, gotta have room to breath."
-"None of the above."
-"I like those edible panties made out of fruit roll-ups...So I guess I'll say Granny panties so there'll be enough for a meal."
-"Why is women's underwear so much more comfortable?"
-"For me to know, and for the entire female population of this school to find out."
2) What Hollywood celebrity would make the best EC president?
-"Sheryl Crow. She's totally hot and probably has other qualities."
-"Christopher Walken, 'If you cannot handle this Honor Code, GET OUT NOW!' would be creepy as hell."
-"Wheeler Sparks. Do future Hollywood celebrities count?"
-"Gary Coleman...listening to a three foot tall black 8-year-old giving the 'get out' speech has always been a fantasy of mine."
-"George C. Scott (from Patton)."
3) Best thing ever?
-"Cool, Tough, Big Penis Gang on the facebook."
-"Attractive females who don't realize they are attractive and therefore don't suck."
-"Tsoukalis naked covered in flour."
-"'One of those nice long [sessions], when you know nobody's around.' -Chris Rock."
-"Brass Monkeys."
4) Weirdest townie moment?
-"I''d have to say that when I chased a robber out of my apartment (the flat) down Nelson street in my boxers and tackled him in the street. Check out Trident Vol. 11 issue #6 for the whole story if you wish."
-"When Napoleon the thief townie tried to steal our Nintendo 64 out of Munster at 3 p.m. We saw him and called the police who promptly went up to his apartment and asked him where our Nintendo was. He said he was playing it, then he got arrested."
5) NCAA Final Four predictions?
-"University of Trenton, Virginia Scool for the Deaf and Blind, CCC (Covington Community College), Daryll Strawberry School of Home Economics."
- "Michael Vick takes it all."