by Sam Kello in Distractions
Someone somewhere has a traveling retail store of North Face jackets in the trunk of their car. Either that or the nearest black hole to the Milky Way galaxy is getting infinitely bigger.
For some reason I browse through campus notices usually a few times a week.
by Emily Bisso in Distractions
THIS WEEK'S TOPICS INCLUDE...
1. Portable party
So, recently, I got a phone call at midnight from some anonymous boys claiming that they were going to come over. I said we were sleeping. So I should have expected that at 2 a.m. the same boys would show up at our house (and a couple other honored homes) complete with a boombox, some serious Euro techno, and dance skills...sobriety-free.
by Chris Rizzo in Distractions
Perhaps the most sobering experience that a college student endures is that of the Sunday afternoon. That's when it all settles in; all the problems facing you in an upcoming week, whether they are personal or school-related. Removed from the carelessness of Friday and Saturday, Sunday afternoon awakens you to the harsh reality that is life.
by Colin Garner in Distractions
"It took me 15 years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous"- Robert Benchley
I was just made aware that FD is getting closer, which is humorous considering I haven't asked or considered asking anyone to be my date.
by Flav and Dubbs in Distractions
So sorry for the week off but we just felt our s*** has been slippin' as of late. Hopefully after our little hiatus we will be able to hit you with that goodness to which you had grown so accustomed. Besides, our editors have begged for our resurgence. And I loosely quote "You all better write an article this week.
by in Distractions
GENTLEMEN:
1) Boxers or briefs (Thongs or granny panties)?
-"Boxers, gotta have room to breath."
-"None of the above."
-"I like those edible panties made out of fruit roll-ups...So I guess I'll say Granny panties so there'll be enough for a meal.
